the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
there is another microwave in the elevator.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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