i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
His nipple licking is glorious
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