IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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