we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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