So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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