got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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