and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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