i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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