i just wanna soil my oats bro
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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