WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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