Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
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