Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
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god, I love you
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
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