He is an equal opportunity slut.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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