Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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