Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Randomize
