In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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