Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I want her autograph on my taint
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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