is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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