i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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