sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
Randomize
