I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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