im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
it glows. i had to have it.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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