hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Randomize
