haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
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