garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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