so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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