youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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