If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I just want to make out with him forever
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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