so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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