and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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