Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Randomize
