how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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