i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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