Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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