just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Randomize
