What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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