You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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