: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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