why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Randomize
