how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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