he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I want to make a zoo with you.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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