Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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