so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Randomize
