i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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