What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Randomize
