People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i would punch a child for taco bell
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
You took a bar mat shot.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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