I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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