what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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