When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
My day in three words: secret purse cake
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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