You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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