Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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